Radbot's Secondary Gender Test

(set: num-type $alpha to 0) (set: num-type $beta to 0) (set: num-type $omega to 0) (set: (p-either:"No","Yes")-type $alphalimit to "Yes") (set: (p-either:"No","Yes")-type $omegalimit to "Yes") Hello and welcome to Radbot's secondary gender test, the only test that straight up asks you the actually relevant questions about your designation and not just what you think slick should taste like [[Press here to Begin->gender]] (link: "Press here to open the fanlore wiki on Omegaverse")[(open-url: 'https://fanlore.org/wiki/Alpha/Beta/Omega')]

First things first, what's your primary gender? [[Female]] [[Male]] [[Non-Binary->Other Gender]] [[Something Else->Other Gender]] [[I'm not telling you that->Other Gender]]

Thoughts on having a penis? (link: "Hard No, I do not want a penis")[(set: $alphalimit to "No")(goto: "Female 3")] (link: "I don't love the idea but it's okay I guess")[(set: $omega to it + 2)(set: $beta to it + 1)(goto: "Female 2")] (link: "I am neutral about having a penis")[(set: $beta to it + 1)(goto: "Female 2")] (link: "I like the idea of it")[(set: $beta to it + 1)(set: $alpha to it + 2)(goto: "Female 2")] (link: "I love the idea of having a penis")[(set: $alpha to it + 2)(set: $beta to it + 1)(goto: "Female 2")]

Thoughts on having a vagina? (link: "Hard No, I do not want a vagina")[(set: $omegalimit to "No")(goto: "Male 3")] (link: "I don't love the idea but it's okay I guess")[(set: $alpha to it + 2)(set: $beta to it + 1)(goto: "Male 2")] (link: "I am neutral about having a vagina")[(set: $beta to it + 1)(goto: "Male 2")] (link: "I like the idea of it")[(set: $beta to it + 1)(set: $omega to it + 2)(goto: "Male 2")] (link: "I love the idea of having a vagina")[(set: $omega to it + 2)(set: $beta to it + 1)(goto: "Male 2")]

Thoughts on having a penis? (link: "Hard No, I do not want a penis")[(set: $alphalimit to "No")(goto: "Other 3")] (link: "I don't love the idea but it's okay I guess")[(set: $omega to it + 2)(set: $beta to it + 1)(goto: "Other 2")] (link: "I am neutral about having a penis")[(set: $beta to it + 1)(goto: "Other 2")] (link: "I like the idea of it")[(set: $beta to it + 1)(set: $alpha to it + 2)(goto: "Other 2")] (link: "I love the idea of having a penis")[(set: $alpha to it + 2)(set: $beta to it + 1)(goto: "Other 2")]

Okay, how do you feel about having a penis that has a knot that swells whenever you get too aroused? (link: "I am not a fan")[(set: $omega to it + 2)(set: $beta to it + 1)(goto: "Female 3")] (link: "I feel neutrally about it")[(set: $beta to it + 1)(goto: "Female 3")] (link: "I like the idea of it")[(set: $alpha to it + 2)(set: $beta to it + 1)(goto: "Female 3")]

Wuh Woh, looks like Radbot made a fucky wucky. Go yell at her. (link: "link text")[(set: $foo to 1)(goto: "passage title")]

How do you feel about having a vagina that produces copious amounts of slick whenever you get too aroused? (link: "I am not a fan")[(set: $alpha to it + 2)(set: $beta to it + 1)(goto: "Gender Done")] (link: "I feel neutrally about it")[(set: $beta to it + 1)(goto: "Gender Done")] (link: "I like the idea of it")[(set: $omega to it + 2)(set: $beta to it + 1)(goto: "Gender Done")]

How do you feel about having a vagina that produces copious amounts of slick whenever you get too aroused? (link: "I am not a fan")[(set: $alpha to it + 2)(set: $beta to it + 1)(goto: "Male 3")] (link: "I feel neutrally about it")[(set: $beta to it + 1)(goto: "Male 3")] (link: "I like the idea of it")[(set: $omega to it + 2)(set: $beta to it + 1)(goto: "Male 3")]

Okay, how do you feel about having a penis that has a knot that swells whenever you get too aroused? (link: "I am not a fan")[(set: $omega to it + 2)(set: $beta to it + 1)(goto: "Gender Done")] (link: "I feel neutrally about it")[(set: $beta to it + 1)(goto: "Gender Done")] (link: "I like the idea of it")[(set: $alpha to it + 2)(set: $beta to it + 1)(goto: "Gender Done")]

Okay, how do you feel about having a penis that has a knot that swells whenever you get too aroused? (link: "I am not a fan")[(set: $omega to it + 2)(set: $beta to it + 1)(goto: "Other 3")] (link: "I feel neutrally about it")[(set: $beta to it + 1)(goto: "Other 3")] (link: "I like the idea of it")[(set: $alpha to it + 2)(set: $beta to it + 1)(goto: "Other 3")]

Thoughts on having a vagina? (link: "Hard No, I do not want a vagina")[(set: $omegalimit to "No")(goto: "Gender Done")] (link: "I don't love the idea but it's okay I guess")[(set: $alpha to it + 2)(set: $beta to it + 1)(goto: "Other 4")] (link: "I am neutral about having a vagina")[(set: $beta to it + 1)(goto: "Other 4")] (link: "I like the idea of it")[(set: $beta to it + 1)(set: $omega to it + 2)(goto: "Other 4")] (link: "I love the idea of having a vagina")[(set: $omega to it + 2)(set: $beta to it + 1)(goto: "Other 4")]

(if: $alphalimit is "No" and $omegalimit is "No")[(goto:"Results")] How good is your sense of smell? (link: "Terrible")[(set: $beta to it + 1)(goto: "Done 2")] [[About Average->Done 2]] (link: "Great")[(set: $alpha to it + 1)(set: $omega to it + 1)(goto: "Done 2")]

How do you feel about just. Big ole piles of blankets and soft materials piled up. Also the pile probably smells like someone you love. (link: "I do not want to get near that with a ten foot pole")[(set: $beta to it + 2)(goto: "Done 3")] (link: "I don't love the idea but I wouldn't be opposed to being in it if my partner liked it")[(set: $beta to it + 2)(set: $alpha to it + 1)(goto: "Done 3")] (link: "I would not like to build one but I would like to be in one")[(set: $alpha to it + 2)(set: $omega to it + 1)(goto: "Done 3")] (link: "I would construct that I like it so much")[(set: $omega to it + 2)(set: $alpha to it + 1)(goto: "Done 3")]

(if: $alphalimit is "No")[(set: $alpha to 0)] (if: $omegalimit is "No")[(set: $omega to 0)] (if: ($alpha > $omega) and ($alpha > $beta))[(goto:"Alpha")] (if: ($omega > $alpha) and ($omega > $beta))[(goto:"Omega")] (if: ($beta > $alpha) and ($beta > $omega))[(goto:"Beta")] (if: $alpha > $omega)[(goto:"Alpha")] (if: $omega > $alpha)[(goto:"Omega")] (goto:"Beta")

#You're an (text-colour:purple)[Alpha]! Congratulations on your brand new fancy penis! Alphas are the most dominant of the designations, and go into ruts, during which, they are just. So horny. I'm also here to break the bad news to you that the first Alpha was Jared Padalecki. The Supernatural Actor. So uh. Sorry about that.

#You're a (text-colour:purple)[Beta]! Betas are just regular fucking people so congrats for you on that. You don't have any fancy extra genitals or hormones that make you act weird. But on the downside you also can't smell very well so.

#You're an (text-colour:purple)[Omega]! Omegas are the most submissive of the designations and go into heats, during which, they are just uneccesarily horny. Other fun features include the fact that regardless of primary gender, all omegas have vaginas which produce copious amounts of slick when they're aroused.

Big spoon or little spoon? (link: "Big Spoon")[(set: $alpha to it + 1)(goto: "Done 4")] (link: "Little Spoon")[(set: $omega to it + 1)(goto: "Done 4")] [[Knife->Done 4]]

Do you read A/B/O fanfiction? (link: "Ew no I don't even read fanfiction at all")[(set: $alpha to it + 2)(set: $beta to it + 1)(goto: "Done 5")] (link: "I read fanfiction but not A/B/O")[(set: $beta to it + 1)(goto: "Done 5")] [[I will read it on occasion->Done 5]] (link: "I read it but just for the porn")[(set: $alpha to it + 2)(set: $omega to it + 1)(goto: "Done 5")] (link: "I read it but just for the social commentary")[(set: $beta to it + 2)(set: $omega to it + 1)(goto: "Done 5")] (link: "I read it for both the porn and the social commentary")[(set: $omega to it + 2)(set: $beta to it + 1)(goto: "Done 5")]

What designation do you //think// you are? (link: "Alpha")[(set: $alpha to it + 3)(goto: "Done 6")] (link: "Beta")[(set: $beta to it + 3)(goto: "Done 6")] (link: "Omega")[(set: $omega to it + 3)(goto: "Done 6")] [[I dunno man that's why I'm here->Done 6]]

(goto:"Results")